Some mornings, the "rise and grind" mentality can get stuffed. If your current spirit animal is a sloth in a hoodie who has run entirely out of patience, you’ve found your vessel. This mug is for those days when the world is asking for 100% and you’re currently vibrating at a solid 2%.
Featuring a cozy, hooded sloth who is clearly living his best unbothered life, this mug does the talking so you don’t have to. It’s the perfect deterrent for chatty coworkers, early-rising "calves," or anyone who dares to breathe in your direction before 10 am. It’s not mean; it’s just boundary-setting... with a side of profanity.
Why you need this:
Energy Match: Finally, a mug that understands your pace (which is currently "stationary").
Public Service Announcement: Saves you the breath of having to actually say the words out loud.
Premium Petty: High-quality ceramic that’s dishwasher and microwave safe—because we know you aren't hand-washing anything today.
Hand-pressed in our rural NZ studio by a real human who also identifies as a sloth on Mondays. We’ll ship this to your door in NZ or Australia faster than a sloth moves, but probably with a similar amount of sass.
The Nitty Gritty:
Check the footer below for the rundown on shipping, mug specs, and our high-quality printing process. These bad boys handle the dishwasher better than we handle Mondays, ensuring your morning brew comes with a side of permanent attitude.
Go back to sleep. But first, buy the mug.
Some mornings, the "rise and grind" mentality can get stuffed. If your current spirit animal is a sloth in a hoodie who has run entirely out of patience, you’ve found your vessel. This mug is for those days when the world is asking for 100% and you’re currently vibrating at a solid 2%.
Featuring a cozy, hooded sloth who is clearly living his best unbothered life, this mug does the talking so you don’t have to. It’s the perfect deterrent for chatty coworkers, early-rising "calves," or anyone who dares to breathe in your direction before 10 am. It’s not mean; it’s just boundary-setting... with a side of profanity.
Why you need this:
Energy Match: Finally, a mug that understands your pace (which is currently "stationary").
Public Service Announcement: Saves you the breath of having to actually say the words out loud.
Premium Petty: High-quality ceramic that’s dishwasher and microwave safe—because we know you aren't hand-washing anything today.
Hand-pressed in our rural NZ studio by a real human who also identifies as a sloth on Mondays. We’ll ship this to your door in NZ or Australia faster than a sloth moves, but probably with a similar amount of sass.
The Nitty Gritty:
Check the footer below for the rundown on shipping, mug specs, and our high-quality printing process. These bad boys handle the dishwasher better than we handle Mondays, ensuring your morning brew comes with a side of permanent attitude.
Go back to sleep. But first, buy the mug.
Image 1 of 9
Image 2 of 9
Image 3 of 9
Image 4 of 9
Image 5 of 9
Image 6 of 9
Image 7 of 9
Image 8 of 9
Image 9 of 9
